Real World Charlie Kelly

Charlie: the weather's so nice today, we should go for a walk me: I would but I've got a lot of work that I need to get done first Charlie: oh come on, you need some sun. Get your vitamin C me: ...what? Charlie: from the sun me: ... Charlie: I'm just kidding! I know it's not vitamin C me: what is it then? Charlie: um...

Find two cups of coffee on Charlie's desk me: hey Charlie, doubling down on caffeine?  Charlie: yea, but I should cut back on coffee. I've been drinking too much of it recently me: probably not a bad idea Charlie: I'll start drinking milk instead me: ...what?  Charlie: well like you've said before, when you drink too much coffee you build up a tolerance for caffeine, and it doesn't work as well me: I did say that...but why milk?  Charlie: I'm already drinking milk that's in the coffee so I'll just remove the coffee me: why not drink water?