Drying off
me: Did you use my bath towel? Charlie: Yea I needed to dry off after showering me: What the hell Charlie!? Why would you use my towel? Charlie: Come on, it's not a big deal me: That's gross, don't ever use my towel again Charlie: ok, ok A few days later Charlie comes out of the bathroom naked, carrying dirty clothes... me: Charlie you didn't use my towel again did you? Charlie: Don't worry, all good man me: But you don't have a towel on you...so... Charlie: Yea, I just wipe myself with the clothes I was wearing me: seriously, get yourself a towel