Drying off

me: Did you use my bath towel?
Charlie: Yea I needed to dry off after showering
me: What the hell Charlie!? Why would you use my towel?
Charlie: Come on, it's not a big deal
me: That's gross, don't ever use my towel again
Charlie: ok, ok

A few days later Charlie comes out of the bathroom naked, carrying dirty clothes...

me: Charlie you didn't use my towel again did you?
Charlie: Don't worry, all good man
me: But you don't have a towel on you...so...
Charlie: Yea, I just wipe myself with the clothes I was wearing
me: seriously, get yourself a towel

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