What the scientists are saying

Charlie: we're here thanks to the dinosaurs

me: ...what?

Charlie: you know, because the dinosaurs farted

me: ...what?

Charlie: yea, that's what the scientists are saying. Don't you know, they farted and changed the atmosphere that killed them, then allowed us to come around


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