Definitely not bedbugs

Charlie: there's an ant in my bedroom that keeps biting me

me: are you sure you don't have bedbugs?

Charlie: no, definitely not bedbugs. It might be a spider.

me: ...a spider?

Charlie: yea, I found spider poop in my apartment

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